The_Modern_Greaser

I love anusol.

Hungover. Need water. Just had a dream I bought 4 liters of water..

Just bought 2 pairs of gloves, a pack of 100 studs, a new wallet, a new belt and 2 tubs of wax for $54. Life is good.

I think I got motor oil in my mother, it sure tastes like something I shouldn't be drinking.

I'm tired as shit. It's shit. I hate it. I'm depriving myself of sleep, its ill logic, but f**k it, I'm Gunna complain anyway, cause that's how I feel. Hey look! The suns coming up!

Gotta study for my forklift license. Legit haven't studied for anything with a deadline since school.. Fuuck me..

Re-lacad Sammy boots while she was asleep. She was happy. Then I was happy that she was happy.

Considering the amount of energy drink and coke I consume, nō-dōz is doing a f**king sweet job.

I'm fully timeline now, it's fully shit.

Booked the Skyline in with the exhaust doctor for Friday. f**ken YEAH!

Gunna live off four hours sleep today. Kicking my shit in the balls with Cigarettes, Berocca and toast. Yay!

Just spent an hour and a half trying to get into my car with a coat hanger. Frustrated as shit. It felt good to finally smash something. Now I own a crowbar and f**k the NRMA.

Wr just heard something that sounded so much like a gunshot pulled up at the traffic lights at Waratah Village.. I'm definatley reading the newspaper these next few days.

... The shit that happens to my Facebook when I fall asleep...

Need more penis in my bum